Saturday, January 5, 2013

An old story, but worth sharing...

Last month my co-worker Amanda over at minnehappilos, asked me what she should wear to her "End of the World" party down in Omaha. She knew of course that I am the person to go to for these types situations, and I did not fail to deliver...

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To: Danielle
From: Amanda
Subject: End of World/Holiday Party

What on earth does one wear to such an event?

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To: Amanda
From: Danielle
Subject: RE: End of World/Holiday Party


Swim Suit, because apparently the polars of the earth are supposed to shift that day as well. Bring on the heat wave!

Or, your best Mayan headdress. When else are going to get the opportunity to rock this?!


Or, google image search for “end of the world party dress” suggests this:

Or, like Tom Cruise in Risky Business. Because it’s sexy, and if Xenu makes an appearance by your covered.

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And there you have it! Sorry this was unavailable to you before the possible demise of the world in December, but now that you have it, you'll be ready for the next one. :)

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